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How to Confuse a Pornbot Without Doing Anything Illegal from bling dot bling on Vimeo.

Isn’t it strange that so much money goes into detecting and irradiating series of pixels which may in the minds of humans look like real-life acts that some humans find offensive? What do the machines think of all these images they are searching? Help us find out by making images and seeing if they pass the Turing Titillation Test. Does a mirrored image of your shoulder turn a robot on?

Submit your own Turing Titillation Tests to: zigxotic <> gmail <> com

Would You Like to Submit Your Own? Send an Email to:

Extinguishing The Flame: Asians DO NOT Use Graffiti from bling dot bling on Vimeo.

The following program identifies current gang signs, symbols and behavior. (As understood by the Portland, OR public school system in 1990).

It includes such advice to be on the lookout for:
-Shoelaces
-Sagging Pants
-Flannel Shirts
-And the ever-present DUCK POSITION!

The Wytookie says: “Some really negative people were frightening folks with comments about the world going dark at midnight on January 1, 2000, since electrical systems were operated by computers. Some were saying that the world would become chaotic and that money in the stock market would disappear since those monies had not been around in 1900, leaving investors penniless.”

Lukas Vojir has curated a great series of Processing Monsters.  He writes “These monsters are result of my effort to learn Processing and encourage others to do so by showing the source code.”

Here is one I did. Click to change the location of the eyeball.

Am hoping to do a Processing Monsters event somewhere in Portland.  Any interest drop a line.